- waitress: what would you like to drink
- me: the blood of my enemies
- waitress:
- me:
- waitress:
- me:
- waitress: is pepsi okay?
Anonymous<3 = Im falling for you.
:) = I wanna cuddle up with you while watching movies
;) = I like you a lot
:( = You should talk to me more.
:D = You’re sexy/beautiful/hot.
;O = I want to be tumblr best friends.
:P = I want you more than anything.
:K = Kiss me
:| = You annoy me
* = We need to make out!
<*3 = I want a tumblr relationship with you.
8=D I want to do sexual things with you
More art trade Jade/Dave for dapperyoungmiss. A ton of you guys wanted this pairing so I hope you don’t mind if I get a little creative with the scenarios after a while. I was feeling Zombie Apocalypse today.
God I fucking love zombies and I love Homestuck. And them combined is just ldsjfladsjflj.
Can we just have like…a VirusStuck group? Like please?
Steve once was on a hot date and noticed that a little kid in his date’s neighborhood was having a Blues Clues party, so he pulled the outfit out of his trunk (because he carried it with him everywhere) and crashed the party, giving that little kid the greatest god damned birthday party ever.
I am not making that up, that really happened. Steve is the perfect human being.
WATCH THAT VIDEO
WATCH IT
ohmygod the VIDEO
holy crap how is that even the same guy I CANT HANDLE IT
Omg
